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geekscoutcookies:

foxxxynegrodamus:

okay omg i'm going to help you out here, because before you send me hate mail like this I REALLY need you to consider this:

*pulls out visor and a big ass printing calcuator*

I’m likely to respond to your shitty self hating ass message with some witty repartee — because that’s just the kind of gal I am — which will probably get me on average like what 35 notes? 

Which isn’t hella impressive, until I break it down like this: out of the 35 notes on average they’ll be what 5-10 reblogs, and from those reblogs 5 new followers — that’s in addition to the average of 20-25 new folllowers i get on this blog daily just for fucking existing — and let’s assume I posted a selfie that day? that’s at least 30 additional followers, and I’m being modest here  So what’s that 55-65 new followers, part of which you involuntarily helped contribute to?  At a modest — let me pull a hypothetical number here — 30% conversion rate, 17-20 of those new followers are likely to become new 000sportwear customers. At a $60 APC (Average Per Customer) rating I’m currently hitting …I will let you finish the math on that. :)

So to summarize, I’m literally getting paid off this shit. IM LITERALLY GETTING $$$$$$$$$$$ OFF THIS BLOGGING SHIT and you sending me messages about my weight or attitude or eyebrows, in which I know your intent is to hurt me, is actually helping me.

Essentially, I’ve monetized your hating and turned it into college tuition money!

So why did I post this if not just to brag? — we all know I’m not one for humility, probably part of the reason you so mad tbh — I wrote this so you can stay #woke because if you want my not so humble opinion, I think if you really want to hurt me in a way that actually matters, instead of shouting random words to my indestructible ego, (an ego which can’t even translate an insult to save its life,) I just think it probably wouldn’t be smart to be sending me so many opportunities to cash in off your self-hating ass. 

Unless of course you can figure out a way to at the very least, monetize off of your hating? Maybe start a hate blog about me? Get some Google Adsense $$ in? Sell some t-shirtsidk, these are just ideas!

These are just ideas!

Because even if you hate me, for whatever reason, I still want to see you win :) I still very much want to see you win :))))

okay I gotta go work now, I hope I opened your eyes to something bigger than me today. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day! Please stay woke!

The morning read of the day.

femmebutt:

men who are scared the 18 year old they’re hitting on is really 17 are only concerned for their own safety and boners, not the actual safety of these girls. 

Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.

Asked by Anonymous

yung-medusa:

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zubat:

Always reblog the creator

09.19.14 ♥ 48089

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

kinkyturtle:

jcoleknowsbest:

So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….

Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!” 

The police officers then led the young woman away and began talking with her privately in low tones. When the paramedics FINALLY got there I was surprised at the hostility they showed towards the young man. One blonde female EMT (shown in the photo) suggested that he couldn’t be THAT hurt if he was able to walk from the place where he was struck to the sidewalk where he finally collapsed. White bystanders commented several times about “What that poor girl must be going through.” I was the only one who commented on what the young man must be going through, what, with his mangled leg and all. I am absolutely positive that in the end “that poor girl” will be absolved of all wrongdoing and be able to go on her merry way. After all, she just ran a red light and slammed her car into the body of some black kid on a bike, right?

And people wonder why black people are so angry and want to break shit.

friendly reminder that studies have shown that white people do not empathize with Black people and we (including medical personel) also think Black people feel less pain

"OH MY GOD! THE CAR IS DAMAGED! YOU POOR CAR!"

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bkcarib:

cocoabutterbabe:

that-one-conceited-weird-genius:

byrongraffiti:

This is the biggest set up I’ve ever seen…nope not gon catch my black ass with this. Nope.

Hell nah son, niggas will lose they muhfuckin life over this nonsense

white privilege.

Nah..nope..nada.not ever.lmao….not gonna happen. no sir. not today. cyah undastan? nuh bada me wid it! hyear?

09.17.14 ♥ 4218

for the love of god.

let it go. just let it go.

we dont have to live like this.

we can be happy.

you’re getting so old.

Please let it go.

PLEASE. JUST LET IT GO.

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hervacationh0me:

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wow I hope no one actually believes this shit.

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brooklynwaste:

cornerstorepress:

Real estate agent re-imagines Bed-Stuy, without black people

bitch whet?
09.09.14 ♥ 1030

yennranmma:

whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls  my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die

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my new email signature at work.

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redbellied-piranha:

And y’all will be ALOT better off once you realize anti-blackness is perpetuated by all non-black people in America. You living dangerously reckless if you think it’s just white folks.